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This is terrible.
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How long can a thing
like this take?
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I don't know.
I'm going crazy myself.
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Oh.
Hi, fellas.
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Shemp!
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You look wonderful.
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You're all cured.
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Boy, we can take you home
now and you can relax.
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No more nerves.
No more hallucinations.
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And no more seeing things
that aren't there.
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That's swell, but wait.
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I gotta see Nora before I leave.
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Nora? Who's Nora?
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She's the most beautiful nurse
in the world,
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and I'm madly in love with her.
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You don't say.
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Yeah.
Wait till you see her.
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She's got eyes like stars,
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a shape like Venus,
and teeth like pearls.
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My Nora...
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Yes?
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Nora, my beautiful sunflower.
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Ain't she a dream?
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There's something about you.
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Now I've really seen
a dream walking.
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Dream? She's a nightmare.
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Hey, you know, I think
she's uglier than you are.
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Yeah, well, she's got... What?
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See that?
Ah.
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See that?
Go away.
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Hey, now, wait a minute.
Cut it out.
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I thought he was supposed
to be cured of seeing things.
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We'd better leave him here.
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We can't afford it.
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We'll have to take him home
and cure him ourselves.
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Oh, Nora, beautiful light
of my life, will you marry me?
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When?
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Oh, soon, angel, soon.
Very soon.
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And we'll honeymoon
on the Isle of Stromboli.
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Darling. Oh!
41
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Boy, he's got worse
hallucinations than I thought.
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Hopeless. Hopeless.
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Goodbye, my beautiful.
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Goodbye, old chair.
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Goodbye, old mackerel.
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Goodbye, old fireplace.
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I feel awful.
48
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Now, lay down and relax.
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The doctor will be here
in a minute.
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Get his medicine.
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Okay.
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Hoist up a little bit here.
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There we are.
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Here's your medicine. Take it.
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Oh.
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Good.
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That must be the doctor.
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You better go now, Maribelle.
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Coming, doc.
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Oh, come in, come in,
Dr. Gezundheit.
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The patient is right over there.
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Well, what seems
to be the trouble?
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You're the doctor.
You ought to know.
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Quiet.
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Gosh, doctor,
I feel pretty rotten.
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My stomach, it seems so bloated.
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And my head...
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All right. Yes, go on.
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How does your head feel?
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Oh, the usual empty feeling.
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Hm. Let's just see.
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Uh, hm.
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Uh-huh. Very interesting.
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Mama.
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Heh. Oh, no.
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Mama.
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Oh. Why, this...
This is puzzling, yeah.
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Mama.
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Mama.
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Take it easy, kid.
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Mama.
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It was the doll.
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Phew. Oh, boy.
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You know, doc, I haven't slept
a wink since I've come home.
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Well, we'll take care of that.
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Uh...
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Give him one of these pills
about every three hours.
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It should put him
to sleep like that.
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Well, that's the trouble, doc.
He can't swallow a pill.
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Oh, well, then I'll have
to give him a hypodermic.
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No, no, not that.
Not a hypodermic. No, no, no.
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I don't want no hypodermic.
I don't want no hypodermic.
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All right, all right.
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All right, relax.
No hypodermics.
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I will use hypnosis.
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All right,
turn around and face me.
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Come this way. Come.
I don't want no hypodermic.
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Look... Look me in the eye.
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Look. You see nothing.
You hear nothing.
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You know nothing.
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You're getting sleepy.
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Drowsy, drowsy, sleepy, sleepy.
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You are now asleep.
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He'll sleep now.
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Shh.
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Good night.
That will be $30.
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Ten for the visit
and 20 for the hypnosis.
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Here you are.
Thanks, doc.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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- Cover him up.
- Yes.
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Did that screwball leave?
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Yeah.
Ha. I sure fooled him.
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Why, you imbecile. That joke
of yours cost us 20 bucks.
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Now, you're gonna go to sleep.
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You'll take one of the doctor's
quick-sleeping pills.
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All right,
but it won't do any good.
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Stick out your tongue.
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Here, take this water.
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Go to sleep.
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Okay,
but what'll I do with this?
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Wait a minute.
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Here, eat that.
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Thanks.
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Did you swallow the banana?
Yeah.
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Then go to sleep.
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Okay, but...
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Wait a minute.
I got a brainstorm.
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Anything in his brain
is a storm.
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What's the matter with you?
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Can't you just get
it in between your tonsils?
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I can't get it down.
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Nope.
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Come on, Larry.
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Coming, Moe.
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Hurry up.
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I'll blow it down his throat.
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Blow his head off.
I'm getting disgusted.
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All right.
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Now, when I blow, you swallow.
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Open your mouth.
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Well, you're all set, kid.
Go to sleep.
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It's funny, but I ain't sleepy.
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Well, you're going to sleep
and how.
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No, I'm not tired.
Oh, look out.
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Goodnight.
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And you too.
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Oh, why do I have to take
piano lessons?
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You know it's doctor's orders.
It's good for your nerves.
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Now, go on. Practice like
the teacher showed you,
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and if you're a good boy,
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we're gonna give you
some C-A-N-D-Y.
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Oh, you know I don't smoke.
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Go on. Practice.
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Moe! Larry!
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Moe! Larry!
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Look, I got two left hands.
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That's funny.
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I could have sworn
I had two left hands.
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Now, take it easy, kid.
Don't get yourself all excited.
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Just keep right on practicing.
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All right.
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My own hands.
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Ow.
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Oh, and it's mine.
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H-hey, hey.
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I'll fix you.
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Moe! Larry!
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What's the matter?
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I just cut off my fingers.
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She won't marry me.
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Hey, what's the matter?
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Oh, I cut off my...
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Hey, he's getting violent.
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We gotta get him to a doctor.
Get his coat.
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Larry, she won't marry me.
She'll marry you.
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She'll call my stumpy,
I know it.
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Put your arm in there, kid.
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I'll put it in there, but I...
Easy now.
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We gotta phone the doctor
from the lobby
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so we make sure he's in.
Yeah.
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All right, kid, we're gonna
take you to the doctor.
183
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Goody-goody.
You'll see Nora.
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Goody-goody. Come on, will you.
Come on.
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- I wanna see Nora. Oh-oh-oh.
- Yeah.
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Come on, you need a doctor too.
187
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,253
Oh, his gum came out.
188
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I was here first.
Will you let me get in here?
189
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Trying to muscle
in on this thing here?
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I've got a very important
call to make.
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- My daughter is...
- Our call is important too.
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Go on, get out.
I can't get out.
193
00:11:31,408 --> 00:11:33,986
Well, we'll make our call first
and we'll all get out together.
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Go on, Larry.
Make your call.
195
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Wait till I get my nickel.
196
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I'm sorry.
197
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,024
Why don't you be careful?
198
00:11:39,048 --> 00:11:40,493
Oh, you made me drop the nickel.
199
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I heard it bounce.
Quiet.
200
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I'll get it. Let me down.
201
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You know, a guy like you
202
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can make a lot of trouble
around here.
203
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,817
Oh, yeah?
204
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,384
Ouch!
205
00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,353
Quick, get him out of here.
206
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,744
You imbecile.
Look, you broke my eggs.
207
00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:03,449
Hey, be careful up there.
What's the idea?
208
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,672
Huh?
209
00:12:08,178 --> 00:12:09,178
Hey.
210
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,410
W-what did he say?
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00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,702
Quiet.
212
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,315
He's suffocating.
Get it off.
213
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,239
Help. Help. Help.
214
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,246
Now, take it easy. Aah!
215
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,951
I'll murder those guys.
216
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,320
You stupid idiot.
You ruined my cake.
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Don't you yell at me.
218
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:56,802
Why you...
219
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,895
Oh, a wise guy.
220
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,347
Take it easy.
221
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,615
Hey, take it easy there, boy.
222
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Easy.
223
00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:31,954
My goodness.
224
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,129
Nickels. I hit the jackpot.
225
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You have the wrong number.
226
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I'll murder you.
227
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If I ever see you again,
I'll tear you limb from limb.
228
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♪ Oh, Nora ♪
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♪ Nora ♪
230
00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:10,109
♪ Today I'll marry ♪
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00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:12,144
♪ Nora ♪
232
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♪ 'Cause I'm so in love with ♪
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♪ Nora ♪
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00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,714
That's her.
235
00:14:35,191 --> 00:14:38,070
I'd better have another drink.
I can still see her face.
236
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Quiet.
237
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Angel face, you're beautiful.
238
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,059
Oh, I have wonderful news.
239
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,727
Papa arrived in town yesterday
240
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,496
and he's going
to give the bride away.
241
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,398
He's down parking the car.
He'll be...
242
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,223
Oh, that's Papa now.
243
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,775
Wait a minute. Take it easy.
244
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,011
Why, I'll murder you!
245
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,951
Take it easy, now. Easy, now.
246
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,351
Quick, out the window.
Out the window.
247
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,775
Hold it, Pa.
248
00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:19,883
Hold it.
I'm saving this one for me.
249
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,454
Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!